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Ive always been a skeptic when it comes to technology, especially computers and the Information Age. I used to think it was crazy how people would put their total faith into a machine, some even more...
Im done with my thinking I came up with none Im tired of playing a pensive philosopher of life Dont want to fully understand it I just want to scream and laugh and dance in glee. I read v...
To pinch it and to squeeze it I so luuuv your butts Theyre like overrippened mallows So gentle to the touch. Im fond to nip and see Those plump and fattened parts Like overstuffed...
Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if you are BLIND? Quote: Two years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to the IRS. Now it's just hard to get through. ...
I've covered the U.S. Professional Battleship Tour since its beginning in February 2005. I know that's not a lot of time for this sport, but believe you me, I can't think of a more backbreaking or gru...
Do you ever see those beautiful gingerbread houses during the holiday seasons that are so beautiful? They look so simple, and look like such a fun project to do with the kids making gifts for grandma ...
If you want to get rave reviews on any soup you make, the first element is to make sure your loved one first has a long, steady diet of military food. Heres our story: When my husband and I were...
Everyday. You're hunched at the computer, flicking the keys with the greatest of ease - or, like me, poking each stroke with the speed of a...umm...well, it DID rhyme! Everyday. You're mesmerized ...
I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss. Now I'm up...
Mamma was a strong believer in heredity, and she believed our familys German heritage predisposed us to two things: hard work and stubbornness. The gene for hard work lay pretty low in us kids while ...
When he was six my little brother Davie graduated from driving toy trucks to driving the real thing. He persuaded Daddy to let him drive the truck -- alone -- across the fields of our Montana farm and...
A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be fo...
Im growing older but not up My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck Let those winds of time blow over my head Id rather die while Im living than live while Im dead (Jimmy Buffett) Buffett was playi...
I have decided that every day you travel is an opportunity for humor. My recent travel experiences might be just what an aging comic needs to revive his career. It started with arrival at the airport...
Fangs. Killer claws. Hisses, grrrs...and later, yelps. Who is not familiar with cat-dog combats? It's a "hair-raising" party of limbs and tails and yes, the loser sheds most of the fur- mostly, the ca...

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